- February 9, 2017 at 5:19 pm #12592
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A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work catch up with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, “I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £20.00……on one condition.” Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, “You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.” The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a £20 note from her purse, which she pressed into the man’s hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said…. “Clean my house
hope ive not offended anyone if anyone else has a joke a funny motto or quote or saying then please feel free to share on here with us all xxxApril 17, 2017 at 4:04 pm #12887
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I heard that some years ago, I still think it’s funny.
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